Final Remix

Fuck it. Let’s just get more “A Very Brady…” movies made. Gary Cole’s still around. What about the rest of the cast? Let’s fucking go.

We’ve been fucked. It’s just a matter of what your individual exit plan is, if anything.

Like all the abandoned event Pokemon that are in the files and never fuckin’ released.

I used to hand out event cards for the arceus and gigatons flutes during Diamond and Pearl. Kids loved my store.

*monkey’s paw curls* now it costs even more.

That was the one where the chick could switch to white hair and swap between “worlds” just like Silent Hill but slightly different?

Ephinea server’s been going strong. It’s great. PSO BlueBurst (GameCube, plus episode 4).

The s&p hit a new all-time high again! Things’re great, duh.

Right?? Like… these assholes were whole-hog into the GOP… they have a track record of terrible choices.

Any mac’n’cheese recipe that involves silent consonants is too fancy for my mac’n’cheese…

All those LOST SALES

I recall lesbians, so yes.

A decade ago, I watched a scientist at a conference plug his laptop in to the conference room, wake it up, sync to the Big Screen, load xvideos tab he had up, and then watched him flounder for a good 20 seconds to try to figure out how to close it and save face before loading a PowerPoint.

Because they’re probably closeted themselves, and it makes them feel things.

“Does your person have a penis?”

“Uhh…”

It’s pretty good. The AI is braindead, and the game is 99% grind. But hey… gundams.

Oh, my Gawd. I gotta call my brother, my housekeeper, my lawyer. Ah, forget my lawyer.

*pokes pencil through magazine*
“Wormholes, doctor?”
“No, illustrating how small debris just goes clean through the shoddily built starliner… in a way that prevents further investigation into its flaws, afterward.”

Lotta Juul fanboys in these comments…

Way of the Samurai is amazing. 3&4 are on GOG if memory serves. In 4, you can literally get an ending by getting right back on your boat and fucking off to a less murdery town.

It’s rolling stone. It’s bot that far off.