If its that green one, I’m charging at it like a bull…
i want that fucken purse
A mentally ill Australian doing his best to make people laugh…
If its that green one, I’m charging at it like a bull…
i want that fucken purse
Jesus…I guess in their eyes…
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The game was rigged from the start…
“We now go live to the man’s rectum to see how its holding up after that dump!”
Geez…and here i was thinking “I’m doing my part in helping the environment” by using public transport instead of driving, and using paper straws…
Nothing speaks “city of love” like the smell of stale piss and burnt tobacco at the Eiffel Tower!
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I for one would like to try this “nuclear fish”…preferably crumbed, deep fried and doused in lemon juice. With a serve of fries.
Nitrogen Execution?
They’re gonna freeze him and strike tap him with a baseball bat hammer?
Then deploy a bunch of Roombas to clean up the human icicle shards?
“SNIFF!!”
Ah, I love the smell of fresh tanks in the morning! Its metallic!
Anyone else foresee a “Microsoft VS Disney Power Games” style thing coming soon? Since MS is practically buying game companies like no tomorrow…
I need a couple of their yachts to drag over some sturdy icebergs. Re-enact a much more expensive Titanic.
Does it count if its sponsors on race cars? I’ve been getting that a lot.
Yes EcoBoost Ford GT, I read you loud and clear. You can stop appearing every time I sleep…
I just want an 06 Prius. These new ones are huge…
Good to see you in the field Harley Q.
Sometimes I can feel some things inside me say, I really don’t think I’m energised enough no.
Yes. Even things being from a game appear in the dream, or references of it…I play a lot of racing games and although it’s disturbing, I like seeing that EcoBoost Ford GT in my dreams.
Owen Wilson and Ben Stiller mixed their DNA? Dayum he’s the Ken that Barbie movie should’ve used.
When I was a teenager, we were shotgunning beers and smoking hash. A lot worse than a few energy drinks a month.
When I was a teenager, I started drinking coffee before I went to school. Everyone was still half asleep and I couldn’t sit still as coffee was my energy drink. I regret it now because I need more caffeine to wake up.
“Chemical Caffeine”?
“Bull Jizz n Juice”?
Uhh…
Killdozer II: The Revenge.