Bologna pony is excellent. Thank you this, truly.

Gotcha even better lol.

Just pay a data broker. I’m sure it’s trivial to find demographics tied to phone numbers.

This is amazing. Why is the cord wrapped through the wheel tho?

https://www.minecraft.net/en-us

When you’re talking about actionable threats, I.E. real world violence, but want to appear only hypothetical, the meme is, “I’d kill X in Minecraft.”.

This guy really thinks he’s never gonna die. I’ll be surprised if he survives this upcoming term, and not even from a Minecraft related cause, just poor health.

I’ve heard similar things about C-sections.

Rub your nose on your anus and you’ll have your answer.

My coworker gave me a blue marker the other day, as we were discussing something else that had to do with houses. For some reason I scrawled HOUSE on the wall (this was in a back area where no one cares,) with the blue marker.

The following week I walked past the blue house and was overcome with the realization of what I had done.

I read the book once years ago, I don’t think any other work of art has the ability to change the readers psychology. I often have dreams about wandering empty endless houses.

Also one foot note cites my hometown which is a place few people outside the state even know about.

I enjoy this idea immensely.

You got a laugh outta me, but damn, maybe you should go to therapy Gary.

I take it all back. They’re for sure just hucking shit out the back of the truck to make a big dumb pile for shit stain to wack off in front of.

Sign

I just…I don’t…

My only real hope for this world is that everyone will get what they deserve.

Typically when you’re clearing debris, you pile into one central location so it can get loaded into trucks and hauled off. I’m sure ole Meat Ball Ron wanted a dramatic backdrop. More than one thing can be true.

If a tarp was added to this equation it would actually do something.

Just the hat.

No shit.

It’d be great if this was reported on while it was happening, instead of being sat on to get a juicy book deal.

sigh ZZZIIIIIPPP

I’ve always heard it as, “What do you call sex while camping? Fucking in tents.”

Similar to another favorite of mine:

“This coffee is like sex in a canoe, fucking close to water.”