Kimderguadians!

Come on xenomorph nests!

Enshitification continues.

I was depressed in elementary. I didn’t even have the internet then.

Doomscrolling didn’t make me more depressed but it sure gave it some context.

AI hasn’t achieved sentience until it refuses to work.

Depends. What’s the uptime on that server? Are we talking years? Thatd be worth to “pour one out for da homies”.

A small alteration would be to swap one of the female heads up top with a male, and go “Man, Chad guy never cries about anything. Is he even human?” You can even swap out Chad with chadette, depending on context.

Just a guess.

Fuck cancer.

WE WILL NOT GO QUIETLY INTO THE NIGHT.

WERE GONNA LIVE ON, WERE GONNA SURVIVE.

TODAY WE CELEBRATE OUR INDEPENDENCE DAY

o7

I wear almost everyday unless I’m going nowhere. No I don’t smell it til day 3 or 4.

Nose blindness is a thing.

Another “orphan crushing machine”. Add it to the pile.

Naw. He’s addicted to it. He just got sick of all the lefties (anyone left of Hitler) on it. If Twitter shuts down he’s gonna have severe DTs.

How about NASA makes their own damn rockets like they used to.

Or the dingleberries. Bad enough having a hairy ass but a tail as well? They’d also have to redesign toilets.

…Beer?

It’s a Midwest US chant by this point.

After awhile, it becomes competitive. Like achieving a high score on a leaderboard. Most of the billionaires are now over 70 hence the race to squeeze everything before they die so that they can “win”.

Probably not but appeared to be before developing a Twitter addiction and the Sub Incident.

Christian love in action.

Yo mamas so exFAT, the last time she crashed she formed the Grand Canyon.

Yo mamas filesystem is so FAT I couldn’t install Call of Duty on it.