First I’m hearing of this kind of person existing and I am truly horrified to the core

Git lfs

Maybe because that’s not the full quote and you’re misunderstanding the meaning. This is like when people think “survival of the fittest” means the strongest/fastest etc.

Yeah, two strokes sounds about right :/

“giant kites” mfs really just forgot the word for sails

The training I did only taught “the right handed way” despite me being a lefty since that’s the only “correct” way of using a chainsaw. If you learn that way it becomes natural, like using a mouse right handed. If i pick up a chainsaw without thinking about it it immediately feels wrong and a switch to right hand grip.