Can we vote? I say Elon Musk.

Nah just trace a picture of Dickbutt.

Two of them!

Two of them!

Ebay. Get a reconditioned one with the specs you need.

What is Our Hero watching/playing on that cathode ray in the first frame?

*not a potion

It’s four panels and it isn’t loss. I’ll take it.

That’s what writing is now.

“Days of love”

Help them get better.

I reckon it’s impossible to filter out my emotional reaction to the song’s cultural baggage.

Perhaps it’s fun to turn it back on them, but by doing so you’re making it acceptable. Next time they misgender someone they’ll say “but libs do it to me”.

There’s clearly a different intent there.

I hate the psychology. Those ads are designed by experts to make you less happy than you were before you saw the ad. Yes, even the ads full of happy people bouncing around. The ads full of moving life events set to piano music. The ads about “that … feeling”. They’re designed to make you dissatisfied and depressed. Fuck ads.

How’s your shift going? Looks like a pretty busy morning! Hey could you please make sure you catch the markdown on the bread? The bakery counter didn’t cover up the old barcode properly.

NO

0.0125 drivers per second.

Literally communism.