I really wish Tesla could divorce dipsh** musk. I enjoy my Y but I can’t anymore

Minors be miners

How would a bird carry a coconut?

Or someone can let the dogs out. And we can ask “who?”

Poopy butthole vs Mr. Poopybutthole

Where’s the straw?

Computer, Earl grey, hot. And a whip…

Looks peachy

She should one up her and say fried chicken curry…wait, is that a thing? Like chicken curry katsu? Now I’m hungry

60 to 63 for men. 55 to 58 for most women.

Removed by mod

Did that shrimp just fry the best rice ever? Oh and he didn’t flip an unwanted shrimp at me?

I thought that was already the plan with the new agreement. Anything “heading” towards Poland is game on

Wow. Made it 42 years and thought “I need to murder a child”

I remember my cousin saying “watch out for z onkle, he’s a creep”

That reminds me of a joke. I’ll change some of the words though. What’s the best thing about having thirty five year olds working for you? there’s thirty

I feel you man. It’s this WOKE guvment and this CANCEL culture. I make observations AND conclusions and now I’m RACIST? I’m just lucky I’m on disability.

“how much is our fine?”

The church?

I wish my wife learned some knife skills as a child. She’s not allowed to cut cheese anymore.