If only he were smart enough to know what words mean. Oh well. Back to huffing paint for him I suppose.

A century of diplomatic strategy is being unravelled in a matter of months.

Each individual piece is damning, let alone the whole thing.

Using a random chat app for your war plans. Accidentally adding a random civilian. The bizarre rage over Europe. The intentional withholding of information from Trump by his cabinet and VP. The comment about how Trump’s actions do not align with his actual messaging, implying it’s just impulsive bullshit. The way Hegseth speaks like a drunken uncle on Facebook.

Just traitorous dipshits the whole way down.

Trump will come out and say that communist socialist fascist drag queens are blocking our beautiful mail with their Obama deep state radical leftist agenda and somehow his supporters will believe it even though it makes no sense.

They won’t notice. Or they’ll be happy because they owned the libs. Or it’ll be Biden’s fault.

Regardless there will be zero introspection or self-critique because they are incapable.

He’ll spin it that Biden did it in league with deep state drag queens and also Canada.

And his base will accept it because they’re simple folk.

Young little Kevlar Musk only started showing up after Luigi.

Man isn’t even convicted yet and his name is taboo.

The rich are scared. Good. They should be.

This Lovely Bones sequel is weird

Don’t kink shame me

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Someone did, but just the one time.

Donate enough and you get a cabinet position.

Donate even more and he’ll create new fake departments for you.

Can’t he fuck off and die on Mars already?

Until the next.

They’ll happily jail an innocent person so they can avoid looking incompetent.

Controlled opposition.

People who group races into “White” and “Other” are really having a tough time with this one.

If you do not qualify for long term care insurance, maybe sit the presidency out.

I like how the original comic was making fun of the right, but as usual they missed the mark and stole it for their own bullshit. The Oatmeal