The Toxic Avenger of the Crab People

But they said yeats…

Spectacular

Welch’s made a fruit punch soda that was next fucking level for me.

Precious hamburgers?

Shut the FUCK up, Donnie!

Pure spite is a hell of a drug

Tim Honks

bobbin my head in agreement

She looks like one of the marionettes from Team America

I like to live dangerously and coffee is much more permanent

I do the crossword every morning with my coffee

The back fell off

And they don’t seem to have killed anyone

I was gonna say, the story is pretty much spelled out on the sign

And they took Barney’s name off!

Yeah, the second one! Those fuckers need to come face to face with a couple of those geese. See how they like honking at people after that

And/or a Canada goose. Those things are evil

I’m shocked. SHOCKED I say!

I literally just learned about that about an hour ago on a documentary show I’m watching.