I never even heard of AWS before today. What is it?

It was meeeee!!! I took your precious!!!

Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! (This is my evil laugh. Do you like it?)

Japan? AnimeLand

Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich

“Oh, I’m good. I don’t need another email. I don’t even use the one I have”.

Is how that explaination would go.

I’m neither.

First thing asked “Decentralized?”

And it’s one of those things where those who care already know, and those that don’t care won’t : “get it” by you explaining it.

We should play a prank on him. Give him dozens of medals. But have them awarded to him by The Onion, and they’re all filled with chocolate.

I mean…he’s not wrong. See the thing about trump is, he’s doing so much random shit to distract you from the epstein files, that occasionally his actions technically fall into the catagory of something I can’t disagree with. Hate trump as a person. He’s officially surpassed reagan as most evil president we’ve ever had. But occasionally he stumbles into being right tbrough no fault/credit of his own. Broken clock and all that.

That being said, I don’t give a shit if it’s called D.O.D or D.O.W. I don’t care. Release the epstein files.

Heeeeey, it’s me! The guy who protected you in school!!! Yeah! We totally hit it off that day I made sure those other kids couldn’t do whatever they were doing to bully you! Yeah! Totally me! Totally us, back together! Reunited! I’d totally beat up some more 12 year olds for you!

…uhhhhhh, can I have $20?

If there’s any silver lining here, this is it.

Maybe not in general, but it IS the reason that if you look at photos of the million man march, they’re all dressed up. Reason being, they were afraid any media coverage would paint them as degdnerates, thugs, and vandals. It’s much harder to paint that picture if they’re marching in unison wearing 3 piece suits, and their sunday best.

This in the middle of the summer when that was wildly uncomfortable.

Me personally, I believe protesting doesn’t work without mass violence against those in power against your protest.

You think 4 billion people sitting peacefully in a park with signs and chants affects trump at all? Fuck no.

You show up with 200,000 angry fuckers with guns on his doorstep, and NOW he’s thinking about doing some kind of change.

United Health Care was planning on ending it’s coverage for anestesia. Now you’d have to pay, and pay a LOT. The business plan was "Pay us shitloads of money that you can’t afford, or feel the knife cutting you open during surgury. Your call.

Then Brian Thompson gets shot. Literally the next day United Health Care announced they would not follow through on their previously announced ceasure of anestesia coverage. They would remain covering it. Why? Because the board of suits asked “Am I next?”

Now ask yourself. If Luigi just held a sign in a park, and Brian Thompson were still alive, would you be able to afford anastesia today?

The biggest issue with Linux is the culture. I get that longtime users get and understand how to use it. They understand the commands. They know what -r and -n do.

I still look at my microwave daily to remember what the buttons do. There’s only 6 buttons and a dial. Although, 7 buttons. I just remembered the dial is also a button. It’s the start button.

Point is, I’m not going to learn terminal. I’m going to point the thing. Then I’m going to drag the thing. And I’m going to double click the thing.

I’ve attempted to learn terminal since 2014. I have a 0% success rate doing anything. Even copy/pasting other peoples commands. I always get an error, and I don’t understand the error. So I google the error, and then I don’t understand the explaination.

The way I have always explained it is, the OS is like a car. And terminal is how mechanics diagnose and fix the car. I tried changing my oil once, and blew up the car.

They’re applauding ICE, and licking boots

You should post the pixelfed logo too. I have no idea which of these candies I’m supposed to look at.

lemmy.world is very very large and thus has a very very large number of obnoxious shitheads

Yeah? Yeah, you think so? Obnoxious? Yeah? You sayin’ there’s obnoxious shitheads round these parts? That what you’re sayin’? Just wanna be clear! Well you’re wrong! Lemmy.World isn’t large at all. The whole fediverse combined isn’t very large! Not like my penis! Can’t believe you said Lemmy.World is full of obnoxious shitheads! Why would you think that? Can I have $20? Your mom gave me $20! Heyyyoooo!!!

Do you even remember the exact set? Depending on rarity, some of them SKYROCKETED in value.

Hey cousin! Remember that $20 lego set you owe me? Yeah. It costs $4,000 now.

Can he be played by Danny DeVito in the movie?

Um…are there different models of dreamcast? I changed mine a decade ago. Just popped out. Popped new one in.

Probably gotta do it again if I were to play dreamcast again.