This is one of the reasons I don’t like dogs who lick people. I’m fine with your dog until he starts trying to lick me.

I also don’t like when your laying down, and the cat walks on your chest, just to block your view of the tv, and sticks it’s butthole in your face. You’re all like “eeewwww, no cat butt!!!” But the cat is like “meow!”. You have to tell them “Look, we’ve been over this. I don’t speak meow. You need to learn more words. Like if I pull a can of f-o-o-d out, you go nuts. And I have to spell that word, because I’m not trying to excite you, and then disappoint you. Because I’m NOT an asshole, and am being empathetic to YOUR feelings. Unlike you.”

And she says “Meow”.

And I say “I still don’t get the nuances of meow language. It can’t be one word that means everything. This isn’t Hawaii.”

And she says “Meow.”

It’s a losing battle trying to teach cats to speak english when they lack vocal cords. But maybe it’s a good thing they can’t speak. They could be like carrots. Always screaming how much pain they’re in, and how they have a baby carrot at home. All just because I’m trying to make a salad.

Now…cucumbers? They scare me. They’re practically giddy to be chopped up. Real masochists.

But at least they’re not smug, like George Clooney. The smug bastard!

Her, Fred Rodgers, and…yeah, that’s a short list. I’d add my grandmother there too, but nobody would know who I’m talking about.

I mean…yeah. They COULDN’T find the soviet union in 1991. It disolved in 1990.

…is it not obvious? Is that why people are downvoting the joke?

“If you pass these bills, and reject womens care, women will DIE!!!”

“Pssshhhh no they won’t! Quit being stupid!”

women die

shocked pikachu faces

But hey, at least we changed a few sports team names. So that’s something, right?

Dude. You ripped him off!!! The price tag clearly says double what you paid! You’re basically stealing from this shop owner. Pawn shop profit margins are razor thin!

God dammit…I gave you a good faith upvote, and then clicked the video for what I assumed would be an amazing horse swimming video.

…dammit Rick Astley! Stop dressing up like a unicorn!

How much is it? And how long is it?

Also, saw some clear SMW inspirations in that little clip too. So it’s drawing inspiration from all over. And was Santa NAKED??? Is that a power-up? Naked Santa cums once a year?

I got it working. I wasn’t expecting it to be as simple as pasting 2 lines of code into a config file. Still not sure why emulationstation doesn’t see them, but at least retroarch does now.

Plus I fixed my issue of emulators not saving. I am SO excited with what I’m building. Every game from my childhood on one machine. Arcade, NES, SNES, Master System, Genesis, N64, PS1, Dreamcast.

It’s all here. I turn on one machine, and it’s all here! 14 year old me is screaming into a pillow. 41 year old me wants to scream into a pillow, but is responsible enough to not want to wake up the neighbors.

No, seriously…I am legit screaming at what this is.

Password is WeirdAl.

It’s my time…

BOW TO YOUR MASTERS, AND SUCK OUR DICK!!!

I remember 10 years ago looking at a calculator app in the android app store, and seeing the permissions. And thinking “WHY THE FUCK DOES A CALCULATOR NEED MY LOCATION, AND ACCESS TO MY PHONE CONTACTS???”

Fuck THAT.

Call it “the app formerly known as twitter”. It’s what the media does. It would piss off Elon, and it has a whole prince vibe to it.

Twitter has never, even dating back to it’s inception, never ever ever turned a profit. The whole reason Elon mockingly offered to buy it was because they were looking for, and struggling to find, a buyer. They just wanted to break even and walk away.

Instead Elon was like “Hur dur I got 43 billion for ya!” And Twitter was like “SOLD! No takesies backsies!”. And Elon was like “Wait, wut?”

And then Elon carried a sink through the lobby in protest.

I don’t know what to make of this. Regular tiktok just is sooooo offputting to me. The 50x overlays. The voiceovers which are the basis of the content, with the video that has NOTHING to do with the content. The chinese spying. It’s all just very bad.

But then I remember a federated version would be…different. I can’t imagine it would be like tiktok with text overlays. I can’t imagine the content would be similar either. It’ll be like “here’s the better way to sudo your linux…”

Which, as someone who doesn’t care about linux, I’d find it less offensive, but still wouldn’t care about it.

All in all, I’m not excited for it.

Bluetooth, and I’ll check again when I get home, but I’m almost certain it was already on x-Input.

I like how lemon juice straight to the eyes is only problematic in your mind because other people might mistake it for something EVEN WORSE!

STOP MAKING MIDDLE AGED MEN FEEL ELDERLY SIR!!!

…oh god. I guess I am on the younger end of middle aged.

sigh Guess I’ll buy a walker or something…

I wasn’t saying emulating is a bad thing. I was saying THIS community may not be the right place hor THIS particular piece of news.

Now if they shut down an SNES emulator, then I’d see why it’s here.

Also, it just occured to me that Wii might be considered retro…god I feel old.