Behavioral predictions. Squash any dissent before it starts. Welcome to the world of precrime.

I imagine it’s so no one would be willing to come to our aid as he destroys the country.

Daffy from gremlins 2 vibes

Yeah, this always gets passed around without credit to the author. They’re not real words, but are poems and invented words by John Koeing (possibly other words mixed in).

I first came across most of these on his YouTube channel Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows.

There is also a blog and a book has also been released.