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🐐 Bringing you the latest up-to-date news from the 📣 Coolest Assistant Manager At Pizza Huuuuuuut 😱

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everybody’s disney until your Xterra is found stuck in the wall of a Wild Birds Unlimited

probably something like this

“Honey, I think there was a mix-up at the hospital.”

“What makes you say that?”

eurobeat track intensifies

repentant thieves

Huh, that makes perfect sense. He does run the biggest reverse-heist in the world, after all

in that he’s planning to take Courage the Cowardly Dog off of [HBO] Max next