Whatever you did when you were 6, and however terrible it was, you were SIX. You were too young to really be responsible for your actions. Stop beating yourself up about it and keep on being the good person you obviously are nowadays.

Democracy is only appropriate when the society in question is willing to accept the results of a democratic vote. If divisions in the society are so ingrained that this doesnt happen, then democracy doesn’t work.

A very strange post. I live in a mid size English town (not a city) and can find all the cuisines you mention within a one mile radius of our town centre. Plus numerous others such as Greek, Turkish, French, Egyptian, Portuguese, Bangladeshi. Even American, god help me.

I can celebrate all the holidays you mention if I wanted to. Why wouldn’t I be able to?

You really need to get out more.

He didn’t do a lot of walking after tbf

When I was a child I saw a school mate get crushed by a falling piano.

True story.

I did hate X but am off that cesspit now. I hate hate hate what Facebook has become. I can now only bear to go on there about once a month and everytime I get angry as fuck.

I miss MySpace.

Yes I can. And disagree with virtually everyone else; I think that this along with virtually everything else by Dickens is absolutely top class writing. The meaning of every individual phrase isn’t the point, the whole passage just gives the perfect impression of the scene he is trying to convey. Also, remember much of Dickens’ stuff was written to be read out loud. Try that, it helps!

This is your safe place 😊

I’d happily let you have them all :)

I’ve hated Harry Potter since the first book came out - someone lent it to me and I gave up after 100 pages cos it was shite and really badly written.

Why would my wife need pockets when she has 82 zillion designer handbags?

Good man 👍

I’d be concerned that my own chatbot might get jealous

It took me a while to get my head round it, but it’s fine thanks. Seems much quieter than Reddit tho

Jethro’s Naga Fire or Lord Reaper.

I got permabanned a couple of days ago. I saw a post where a girl was moaning about a woman she worked with taking the mickey out of her whenever she used a big/obscure word. The example she gave was ‘franchise.’ So everyone was telling her their favourite obscure words to drop onto conversation. I suggested that she should threaten to ‘defenestrate’ her colleague cos that is probably my favourite word.

Got a warning immediately that I had threatened to physically harm someone. Laughed. Went to bed. Woke up the next day to find I’d been banned

Lost several years of karma but I’m buggered if I’m going crawling to them to get my account back.