Mr Reach

Plot twist: you terra ghosted that turn

Understandable.

Solid 6 today. Tired.

Got that dog in me.

Wife went from “aww you’re too cute to kill” to “alright you little shit feed the kraken” in exactly 2 hours.

It’s her favorite game of all time. She’s at around 100 hours.

Won me a tournament by pretending I flooded. Playing greven, I had 3 of my win on the spot pieces and 3 lands (mulled once down to 6). Drew 3 lands and my final piece, but vocally complained about flooding. Only player playing blue tapped out on turn 5 so I went all in an knocked him out. Rest of the table conceded as I had managed to reset my health and draw 20 cards. Greven is love.

Bnnuy

Just ignore the 120 bp stab that ignores protect and always crits. It’s better to pretend that didn’t happen.

THIS LIST IS INCOMPLETE. YOU CAN HELP BY EXPANDING IT.

Marines are a special breed. This wouldn’t bat an eye to anyone I know.

Sign me the fuck up.

Regigigas. I desire to speak the dubstep of the ancients.

Hell yeah

Okay, I’m pulling a dumb, is it pronounced vib-ia or vibe-ia? Either way, solid name

I threw up in my mouth.

We are on the cusp of glory. Do not deny destiny it’s place .

It’s A. Object momentum is the only part that matters to portals, so they would just plop down.