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Same exact thing as “How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren’t real?”

Yeah, it’s corporate astrology

All food is organic. Unless you have a crop like a chicken (you don’t), you really shouldn’t put any inorganic materials in your body.

Ooh, I’ve had that, it adds a surprisingly mustardy taste to the milk…

"Have you ever had a honk where you, if you, you would, you could, you would honk you so much you could honk anything?

Sorry, that was meant for someone else, lol.

Lol, you do realize you debunked your own claim by the end of the paragraph, right?

Nice, I can update my résumé!

Because they didn’t write an article, they’re just critiquing one.

I see a mistake…

But any pronoun could be your preferred pronoun or the preferred pronoun of someone receiving the e-mail, so it really is safest to avoid them entirely.

And I bet they never forget to check their bags for tools of death before international travel ever again. I really don’t know how you could, if that’s something you commonly carry around. It would be on mind constantly.

5 cases is not very many, considering how long guns have been legal in this country and illegal in others. Doesn’t seem like a problem at all to me, just check your shit if you commonly carry murder implements around. 🤷‍♂️ Idk what else to tell you, these people didn’t even get punished.

I wouldn’t call 5 teenagers “hordes,” but you do you.

They didn’t get years in prison, look up “suspended sentence”.

iT wAs JuSt A fEw HoUrS!!!

Yeah, they defined a lot of things differently then. They defined legal voters as whites only, should we rely on that definition too?

Edit: I’ll assume the downvotes are yeses

Who can never be sure?

A threat’s a threat, I doubt snakes are aware of the fact that they even have venom, much less that it only works on certain living biological entities. But I’m no Snake Scientist, so I could obviously be totally wrong.