I’ve been feeling that my vazween was a bit out of kilter recently! I KNEW I shouldn’t have used that public toilet…

Same. Duck duck go is down for me.

Wow! Thanks for that.

Cops shooting cops…

It’s not just you.

Nope. Went out with a bang, it seems.

I was hoping that getting the vaccine would let me shoot Jewish Space Lasers out of my eyes, but all the vaccine did for me was make me ruin my credit cards every time I try to swipe them! 😕

Convert 10 or more and you get a new toaster oven!

“You make a better door than you do a window.” …Anytime we got in front of the TV.

👋

I’ll never ‘go’ without one!

Seriously though, bidets rock. Try one, get a good one, and you’ll never go back.

In the US that would be a list of Congressmen and the Billionaires who own them.

Very nice indeed. :)

I know I’m kind of late to this party, but it seems to be a good time to take a moment to say, if no one else has, that there are apps out there like Jerboa, that allow you to keep track of multiple Lemmy accounts quite easily. :)

The idea of getting involved with any kind of corporate media at this point turn to my stomach, especially after all this happened in the last couple years.

Why in God’s name would anybody invest any time and energy into yet another corporate platform that will just be yanked, or turned into a nightmare when some corporate man baby decides he hasn’t had enough profits to keep himself in new yachts.

I’m sick of it, have absolutely no intention whatsoever of participating in that crap anymore.