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The average person has one boob and one testicle.

It is a controlled substance; you must be 21+ to purchase it.

Wow a Zardoz reference. Well met, Friend.

Is that a gun that is also a penis? Or is it a gun that shoots penises as ammo?

I mean, you kinda were.

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Will the golden crane fly again?

Just remember, you only have control of your second thought and first action.

Setting VPN to Poland works.

It’s incredibly difficult to find anything at Target, especially gender-neutral hygiene products since they hard-segregated hygiene into men’s and women’s. Just give me regular ass bar soap.
My partner was looking for coffee and looked all over the tea section and nope, naturally coffee belongs next to the liquor and red vines.
I hate going to Target, but I still take it over Walmart. At least I don’t feel dirty shopping at Target.

I’d you’re in the US you can use zip code.

Thank you.

Ratatat

God forbid I Google for information about anything that may be a product for sale, because all I’ll get is shopping links. It’s super annoying.

No, plastic wrapped, because jars can be reused.

No, plastic because fuck the environment.

Hot dogs in a can? That’s disgusting. Enjoy your upvote.

That’s a nice idea, but unfortunately physics has determined insertion to be the best way to guarantee a solid connection.
There are other alternatives, such as pogo pins, but those are less than ideal in many use-cases.

In the connector world, we call it mating. In my previous comment, I should have said “mates with” instead of “plugs into”, but wanted to make it simple and abundantly clear.

“Interface with organic systems” I actively laughed at this. I find your phrasing way funnier than it should be. Thanks for the chuckle.

But yeah, every word is a made up word, so make one up?