Based

Gross

Yet so many Americans insist on blindly worshipping these cowards as heroes.

Stack the blue.

The concept of having $20MM in my lifetime, never mind actually spending that much annually, is insane.

Jesus Christ.

Whoa! This sounds rad.

Maybe something like, “My pegging journey, from gooch to shute.”

Remember that American couple that was executed for sharing nuclear secrets?

I’m an overweight middle aged man. Can I make money on OnlyFans? Shit is getting tough and seeing people do NPC shit on TikTok or bone on OF while making more than I do is awefully demoralizing.

I really enjoy the Wisecrack YouTube channel for my philosophy phix.

Same

My b-hole winked when I read this.

Be careful around popcorn kernels when you’ve got an old filling.

…but rather a malevolent whisper from the abyss. It beckoned me toward an abyssal abyss…

This is poetry.

I can’t decipher what the original story was.

Hadn’t heard of this but stoked to try it out!

They’re the bad guys. When one falls, I cheer. At some point citizens will meet violence with violence.

When I hear that one of these good apples has fallen in the line of duty, I say a prayer of thanks.

I don’t know what to do. I’m in my 40s, making good money, but I can’t stay here. Worried that I’ll leave for another hellscape. Don’t trust my own judgement anymore.

Kind of want to start my own thing but that’s a whole other level of scary.