I miss the church grandmas.
Nothing beats the feeling you get after an old black lady calls you “honey” with her eyes sparkling because you recovered all the pictures of her grandchildren from a computer Geek Squad had called a lost cause.
Mmm… Toriyama cars.
A brain scoop.
No prion disease for the working class please.
Programmers have it so easy nowadays.
You should try programming in BASIC on the Atari.
Screw that. I wouldn’t fuck with Taylor Swift. She is “fuck you and your little people laws” rich.
“Except for you Marge. You tested positive for crack and PCP.”
Think of how many gun sanctuaries they could have built with that money.
This calls for a proportional response.
Delay the next shipment of weapons by 5 minutes.
“No. More. Cheeseburgers”
Which is why they haven’t been let into the press room at the White House.
There are folks more upset about the Boarshead fiasco that are suggesting that more people should have read that book.
Meaning that a lot of folks that did read it also didn’t absorb the message.
Too hairy.
Only a matter of time until some company comes up with BlipVerts.
Game’s okay.
The developers however can eat a bag of rancid pig farts.
Your Dinosaurs are Wrong is some high quality cancer.
Krestchmar is Krap.
Shootin’ some b-ball outside of school.
“Sir, you are clearly lying!”
“I know, but hear me out!”