It’s ok. I have a physical hard drive that manages to get content somehow and an app that connects to it easily

Well, if he’s consistent with his behavior in the Bible, it’s not that he failed to protect her. He killed her himself

It’s customers, not coworkers

I used to work in a restaurant so I’ve had to clean both.

Women are utterly disgusting. Men sometimes pee on the seats but women shit on the walls.

I was stunned the first time. After having it happen once a week or so, you really start to wonder WTF is wrong with women

You mean you don’t have signs up in your house for your guests to direct them to entirely different bathrooms?

Yeah, the dumbest and worst people will be dying to get this. I don’t see a problem

Well, like most women, she thinks conservative men are undatable

They’re pretty much just political evangelicals

Pretend to be someone to take your money, get power, and laugh as they get to lie to you

He could very well be talking about sales

Is bribery political donations not a thing in Europe?

Brave statement from a man who is only alive because the poors would rather not get arrested

conservative sub-human

Hey man. There’s no need for that

Very redundant

Can’t wait for people in red states making <$50k to be really mad about this for some reason

I feel like you could ask Conan to be funny after you read 2 lines from anything and he’d knock it out. Recipe. Taxes. Obituary. Jimmy Fallon’s set. Anything normally not funny at all

I don’t hate him. Don’t like him. I never found him as funny as Jimmy Fallon did either

And we always tell them, you can be honest. Don’t worry, we won’t “retaliate”

But why the quotes?

Oh, just for emphasis that we absolutely will “not retaliate or fire you immediately and spread rumors about you”

Wouldn’t pretending to be an expert on Fox News and just make things up be easier?

Or is that route pretty congested already?

I feel that way when I stressed about doing something for days and when I finally did it it took 20 minutes

Now tell me what those viewpoints are

They’re not the same, not even close

They probably have some tax breaks specifically around buildings and people in them