Dumb people: BuT STiMuLUS cHeCKS!

Now imagine Trump getting into office and doing this nationwide. They’ll come for all trans care next.

Try it, then let us know the outcome.

That’s pretty badass

LONG LONG CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

This lumbar presented by T-Mobile—We got your back!*

And eaten?

Wow, people sure are dying to get into a Tesla.

I’m in Indiana.

Hey, at least you’re not in Ohio.

I’m a little verklempt. Discuss amongst yourselves.

Here, I’ll give you a topic: Rhode Island is neither a road nor an island.

Discuss

What is our purpose?

Wait…I exist?

¿Por que no las dos?

…In other shit that will never happen news, Trump enjoyed a joke at his own expense at a salad bar.

That was fucking great

I think we are agreeing with each other. Remember, the only good Nazi is a…

It is a great, great feeling.

We should all arm ourselves now. Every single bit of this is unprecedented, in the worst possible way. Better to be safe than staring down the barrel of a Luger.

You may be on to something