Senex

I read that article too. They know when you’ve been recreating Shakespeares “beast with two backs” in your car. Creepy stuff.

Hostile Hostel

I just bought a car and my wife keeps wanting me to look at all the “final notice” crap we keep getting. I told her if it isn’t from our insurance company then toss it.

Soak a large sponge in cornstarch, wrap as small as possible with rubber bands, let dry, cut rubber bands then flush a hand full of these down the toilet.

I did not know Israel has Palestinian women and children held as prisoners. So sad!

Obfuscation of informational phraseology perplexes Hominds.

It’s obviously magic. Muggles 🙄

Where does this leave Led Zeppelin? Am I guiding said Zeppelin somewhere?

I know. LiveScience is getting kind of clickbaity these days.

In the clip, an orca pod can be seen using Antarctic icebergs as “scratching posts” to rub their itchy skin.

The “e” is silent.

Where’s the Elong Muskrat? He usually gets a stiffie over these kinds of things.

So Greenland might actually become green when the ice melts.

Glad you explained the photo. For a minute there I thought the 'shrooms were kicking in.

Easy, just take the diameter and divide by twoish. It aint rocket surgery folks.

LiveScience is the same way with the clickbait headlines. Everything is an apocalyptic doom of the earth!

Nerd that headline up a little more and say low coefficient of friction.

I’ve got a golden ticket. I’ve got a golden chance to make my way and with a golden ticket it’s a golden day.

I was surprised that the “poop” emoji is that old.

At one time I was going through two 32oz cups of coffee a day and was a jittery mess. I now drink a respectable 20oz a day.