I was under the impression that the law was already that airlines had to give 3x the ticket price if you were involuntarily canceled or bumped from a flight, which is why they offered to compensate people to volunteer to take other flights or a voucher instead.

Fuckin go for it. Not like anyone is doing much of anything about Russia violating international law up to this point. The survivors will be able to tell their people about US weaponry and how hard it fucks.

Ey, it’s fuck day!

Bro I’ll do 2 damage to my damn self to have mana. The only number that matters is 0.

I was hanging curtains naked in my kitchen…

Laws don’t matter if you don’t believe in them amirite.

Russian doctrine hasn’t evolved past Soviet era, why should our jokes? What’s air defense doing by the way? Oil fields and refineries and storage facilities just keep exploding.

Complying with international sanctions is so dumb amirite.

I don’t have strong feelings either way, but his eye liner is a little too on point for a straight guy.

Same. I’m usually the one to bring it up but I’ve seen 3 comments about it already.

There hasn’t been outrage because blowing up people with pagers is actually the most targeted thing Israel has done in the past year. Certainly a step up from killing hundreds of refugees to maybe take out one hamas guy.

We Weiss Schwarz now.

This aside, I stopped playing standard a decade ago. There were no bans for years, then kaladesh and innistrad 2 came along and fucked that all up. I was running pummeler but caught the collateral ban from temur energy. I tinkered to limp it along until I built something else, but then another two decks got smacked down a month or two later. I basically lost all confidence that the decks I was spending money on would be viable for any period of time. (in fairness, pummeler was 30 bucks when I built it, but it’s the principle of the thing). Moved to modern. Then MH2 Uhh… Yeah that was kinda bad. Always played edh, but that became the only format I played. And now…

I was an incredibly reliable consumer. I bought a box of almost every new set, and supplemental products that interested me or had cards I wanted. Then with it being eternal spoiler season, I couldn’t even keep up with which was which. I haven’t spent a dime on mtg in probably over 3 years. And I’m sad about it. I loved it. I loved cracking packs and setting interesting cards aside and doing a pass through my decks to see if anything could be swapped out. But now it feels like too much effort, which is crazy because mtg can be a high effort hobby. I have all my commons and uncommons sorted into 3 20k count boxes because it makes searching easy for building. Now I haven’t touched them in ages. Still some unsorted piles but I can’t even make myself give a fuck.

I’m still gonna throw money at Johannes Voss on patron and Kickstarter because DUH, but I’m afraid wotc has lost me.

Honestly my first tip that this was satire.

Holy shit I didn’t know I had a spam filter on my texts. Mine looks much the same.

Putin is too dangerous, no putin would let other putins live.

Yes, absolutely. I was just saying you can’t bar every mouth breather that rioted because most never held office.

It’s worded so they have to have sworn an oath/held office prior to the insurrection to be barred for life.

a steadfast ally in advacing and defending us interests

How? At least militarily they’ve only ever been a liability.

If only there were multiple layers of safety so that any single one of them would have prevented the incident. Oh well, more children for the child grinder.

I think at some point there were advisors or training staff, but yeah not on the front lines even though putin would have everyone believe they’re fighting the entire might of NATO.