TheLowestStone

I think it’s important to remember that the wirm died in his brain. I assume because his thoughts are that toxic.

Let’s be honest, that sounds like heaven.

And?

Shh… if the normies find out you’ll ruin it for all of us.

Farewell 15 hour old novelty account. We hardly knee ye.

Thanks for that.

I wouldn’t go that far. There are people on here that would call me a monster for just being middle management.

The current argument I’m involved in is about an online platform that people can use to give recognition to each other. HR is telling me to give my team negative performance reviews for not using it regularly.

They love to remind me that there’s an app that everyone can install on their phone. The thing is, my team aren’t allowed to use their phones at work. So, the goal is to get them to tell me in writing that using this online platform is mandatory and that my hourly staff has to do it off the clock or face repercussions which is illegal.

That’s the goal.

As a middle manager in a corporate hellscape, one of my few joys in life is setting logic traps for HR and making them choose between admitting company policy is bullshit or directly instructing me to violate labor laws.

I will also be voting in person in your underpants.

An Americano does not contain coffee. It is just espresso and hot water.

Annoying messages.

Think of it this way: the scammers could be targeting a less shitty group of people instead.

Trump rallies.

I’ll be running for President next cycle on a platform based around Morlock equality. Make America Morlock Again!

Fuck you op. Mushrooms are plants, Pluto is a planet, and that’s the truth from one edge of this flat Earth to the other.

~disclaimer: this is a joke~

Probably because they didn’t mention that it’s not free.

Tyler sold his soap to department stores at $20 a bar. Lord knows what they charged. It was beautiful. We were selling rich women their own fat asses back to them.

Interesting. I was thinking more about lines and lures. It didn’t occur to me that such a large amount of ocean trash would be plastic based rope and nets.