You’re probably better off with some combination of gold, bitcoin, and low-tech durable goods than cash.

Hey Siri, how do I talk my way out of a social media poat I now regret?

If only our past behavior could give you some insight into the kind of people we are and how we can be expected to behave in the future. But given the complete absence of data I guess that’s just impossible. Oh well.

Locking them up helps all the other people they won’t have the opportunity to hurt or kill

They tried that once and it didn’t work out very well for them

I REFUDIATE THEE, MECHANICAL SERVANT OF SATAN!

Candy is serious business

Online political partisanship

Molasses candy

Next year they’ll have 24 light chandeliers and you’ll have a tough time sellin this thing for anywhere close to what you paid.

Maybe we should have given it a less powerful sounding name, or moved away from fossil fuels decades ago idk I’m not a doctor

This is human supremacy and it is not ok

LinkedInLunatics is leaking

I just checked my comment history for the last 2 months and I’m not seeing anything like that. I also checked the modlog on Lemmy.World and this is all I can see. At this point I’m going to have to assume you’re just gaslighting me.

Fine, I’ll bite. Which one?

Post pictures of the tree and GPS coordinates. Name and shame.

When the original comment is unserious I don’t think un unserious reply is out of line.

It’s the former. Anyone checking your history would be able to see a pattern of bad faith misinterpretation of other people’s comments, so I’m going to assume that’s what’s going on here, too.

We’re going to keep doing the Genocide Joe thing until Donald Trump has the nuclear codes

Ok but consider that you can turn the soldiers back into juice afterwards. It’s not great fuel but it’s decent lubricant.