In that regard only, even complete course correction at this stage won’t effect change quick enough. There must be some supplemental action like this.

Offering a $5000 bounty for video proof is the same as paying $5000 for someone to manufacture the proof. This is like a Cobra bounty in India only results in Cobra farms.

Holy cow, we have the same problem. I only got firstnamelastname@gmail.com so I only get folks with permutations of my first and last name, but to this day I still get my Nigerian counterpart’s bank statements. I’ve got my UK counterpart’s PayPal payments for artwork they did. I’ve had my Australian counterpart’s job recruiters reaching out to me for months. It’s kind of embarrassing when I tell them they have the wrong email…

Using curbside pickup at Chick-fil-A. The line is a mile long, people. I’m in and out in 45 seconds.

You’re always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it’s no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies’ digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don’t want to go sievin’ through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute.

Hence the expression, “as greedy as a pig”.

Depends on how the Coup part Deux goes.

That is one theory where viruses came from.

Winning, or perhaps losing, is existential to Donald Trump. If he loses, he will most certainly have to face down his legal issues.

It’s almost certainly Heinz, and in no permutation you cannot find everywhere else in the world.

Pasta and ketchup is a common meal in Paris according to the one French Netflix show I watched where they ate it and never commented about how absurd it is.

They should really consider switching from wildfires to some sort of renewable fire.

I’d have said he was just mistaken until he challenged people to call him a liar. Challenge accepted: he’s a liar.

Sounds like an Iron and Wine song.

Women are a good idea for all of us and we will be back in touch with our team members in the Business Sales and Support organization to work from home with the other people in the world.

Too much business up in my predictions.

For equality sake: Men are the best I’ve ever seen in the world ever since I have a wifi and I don’t have sewer in the past few days so I can get a chicken flatbread for the next few days so I’ll have to take it to the store for some reason to make it out of the hood.

Spot on my friend. Pretty close to my own family’s recipe!

You didn’t specify, but for anyone reading along you need lump crab for cakes. The quality of a crab cake is directly proportional to the ratio of lump crab to filler. And remember, minimal handling, folks! Keep the lumps in tact. It should look like this when cooked:

I can’t see the crab well enough to declare it a cake or a patty. I’ll accept a recipe in lieu of close up photograph.

Signed, a haughty Marylander.

Ukraine will take them to make 200 kamikaze drones, in the ultimate ironic use for WW2 munitions meant for Japan.

Before this, he won $4,000,000 by inheriting it and was able to convince a bunch of his rich friends and fellow Yale alums to bet $91,000,000 on FedEx.

Lucky guy winning that $27 grand…

The Seapreme Court limits magazine size to 1 round.

Damn, son. You’re a masochist.