Rest assured, Jeff Bezos is not afraid of anyone. No billionaire is.

I’ve always suspected Vader fans to be fascists.

I wonder if they’ll just move Bosch back to Prime…

You’re mixing your metaphors. While school shootings are an American tradition, pedophilia is ubiquotus worldwide and not at all unique to the USA.

The United States has a long history of university shootings. Virginia Tech comes to mind immediately, not to mention Michigan State just last year.

True to form, even the cops get involved sometimes. For example Kent State or South Carolina State College. Those are a bit old now, but I’d say there are some more recent examples.

We’re all plastic eating insects.

Probably all those fart molecules imbedded into the cushion.

I fired someone for ignoring their work, falsifying the records, and instead driving around all day in the company van playing Pokémon Go. Yes, the van has GPS. Yes, they were aware of this fact.

I should add, they had worked there for nearly 30 years, and transferred to my team. The individual had probably been shirking their duty in this way for their entire career, but the Pokémon Go thing was going on for several years at least. Their previous manager didn’t look into why someone with barely any customers was always so busy.

To be clear to anyone with minds being blown: air is gas and gas is a type of fluid. Water is liquid and liquid is also a type of fluid.

Solving a complex geopolitical situation involving two nations at war…in 24 hours. I wonder if he was lying?

They did, and most of it was implemented then as well.

It is rare, but it may be worth pointing out a celebrity Squirrel will have much more frequent contact with humans than a wild Squirrel.

From reading the article, they would have been OK to keep the animals as long as they didn’t stay in the home.

Ew, biometrics.

Just trying to avoid a basket of deplorables moment.

The universe still doesn’t care what a US Senator thinks. This is mostly because the universe is a collection of everything ever and it doesn’t have a unified cohesive sentience, so maybe it’s we who should not care what the universe thinks.

It’s easier to block the sentient skid marks so they only have one another to argue with.

Orthostep 24 inch metal shoe horn.

What do you have against Westerns, pardner?

They only hole in the wall most places is a glory hole at the Pilot or Loves truck stop, and neither have a drive thru anyway.

As an American, what the fuck is toast bread?

All homes are disposable.

Now, castles…