Women are so much better than men and I love that so much but it’s just a fact of life that women are the best…

https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/tpwAAOSwL9ZjaD1C/s-l1200.jpg

What even is a woman?! Aren’t we all just humans? What does it all mean?! 🤯

Sorry Jon

Même

🙄

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Best I can do is Peon

No cars, only busses.

It was probably all the booze

Just rub some dirt on it

The last five years don’t seem worth it to me 🤷

Lures are not gay fish!

Reminds me of this…

https://youtu.be/BHkhIjG0DKc

I could use an extra hour or two each day 🥱

“Here’s all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.”

~ George Carlin

Step on me mommy

The Hudsucker Proxy

“You know, for kids.”

The d is silent