Clearly it was completely natural, she simply fell down an elevator shaft, onto some bullets.

Fox News would suddenly push how awesome and Alpha pegging is?

Which is good, and I say that as an American. The current leadership cannot be trusted. It’s going to be a long time before we can be trusted again. If ever.

So, Suppressed News has in fact, been suppressed…

These Doggy stooges are sooooo freaking annoying.

Blame Murica!

Time’s have changed And Trump is getting worse He won’t obey the judges He just wants to shart and curse

Should we blame the immigrants? Or blame society? Or should we blame the Billionaires like Thiel?

No! blame Murica, blame Murica With all their MAGA conspiracies And flippin’hats made overseas

Blame Murica, blame Murica We need to form a full boycott It’s Murica’s fault.

Was it really a children’s book or did he write a book for adults, but it was just so damn stupid everyone assumed it was a children’s book, and never bothered to clarify with him?

What are you talking about? Clearly all of those people were hanging out with me all night. They’re completely innocent. My hand to god.

Don’t worry, the way things are going, they will probably find their way here sooner or later.