Really? When I tried it, it was buggy as hell. Sure, in the official version, you can’t walk around the subway, but there are people in it, and you can look out the window, and it tells you what station is next and all that. Actually pretty chill.
Really? When I tried it, it was buggy as hell. Sure, in the official version, you can’t walk around the subway, but there are people in it, and you can look out the window, and it tells you what station is next and all that. Actually pretty chill.
Hare seems interesting, but does it allow any kind of dynamic linkage? I just compiled a simple Hello World program, and its size is 217 kb - after stripping.
$ cat test.ha
use fmt;
export fn main() void = {
fmt::println("Hello world!")!;
};
$ file test
test: ELF 64-bit LSB executable, x86-64, version 1 (SYSV), statically linked, stripped
$ ls -lhn test
-rwxr-xr-x 1 1000 1000 217K Feb 27 18:03 test
I am called a srnior developer and I haven’t done a project in my spare time in many years. Not because I don’t want to, but because I do enough of that at work and I lack the energy. Most people I know are in the same boat.
Also it is colder at night than it is outside.
Sources allege that the game’s character creator had to be overhauled multiple times to keep up with GTA Online, then Hogwarts Legacy, then Baldur’s Gate 3. While the game’s setting—a smoky, oppressive city—had to be dramatically altered to become brighter and friendlier after one of the brothers played Spider-Man 2.
Does that remind anyone else of the “Whose Line Is It Anyway?” segment “Film Scene”, where the “director” would change the type of film mid-scene several times?
I was in a work call today that ended with someone saying “Let’s celebrate with more coffee!”
Oh… is Reddit still around?
Proud of today’s code. Deeply ashamed of yesterday’s code. That is our lot in life. At least it shows us our development.
They kind of selling it though, looking at these tools makes you think perhaps it is a good idea for them to SECDEE the fuck off?
Don’t worry about that. I am sure the “paper” ones are lined with plastic on the inside as well so you can be sure you will still receive your daily nutritious dose of microplastics.
Eh. If you are not using punch tape, are you even really programming?
Huh. In the background, is that a scrum board for non-work-related tasks?
His brain is a lost geocities page that consists exclusively of “under construction” signs and visitor counters showing a count of 13.
Hello there, stranger! I seem to have misplaced my ring! You look gullible enough that I can trick you into looking for it for me, because I am too lazy to do it myself!
So they based this study on people who exclusively drink instant coffee?
I mean, not to be that guy, but does anyone actually like instant coffee? How would the results differ in a real world scenario? You know, with real coffee? I do not even care if you prefer drip-filtered or cappuccino or soy latte with tripple choc shot and papaya slices, but fucking instant coffee?
Oh boy. From the thumbail, I thought that was Jean-Luc Picard staring at me!
🎵 Du bist Kannibale 🎵 🎵 du frisst alle Jahre 🎵 🎵 einen Menschen auf 🎵 🎵 du bist der Lebenslauf 🎵