I made it to the J’s before I found a company there was even a chance I might support, and it’s the worst of the sandwich options near me that isn’t a subway.

Sysco was the next one and that’s just because if you go to a restaurant, chances are pretty good they’re getting their food from Sysco.

So it’ll be paid off sometime between the last star dying and the first black hole evaporating.

I would be thrilled, but I don’t think he has a chance.

I see more Osborne signs than Fischer signs. But that’s just Omaha. I see a lot of blue dots, but that’s just Omaha. I see as many counter signs to that. Red states, pax man eating a blue dot, red dots, you name it. Down the street from me it’s like two neighbors are having a fucking duel with signs.

It’s gonna be close. And sadly I think Fisher has a massive advantage.

Ah yes, the famous adage, “the only rational people are in my specific age and demographic bracket. Everyone else is fucking insane”

Sex scenes peaked when Tommy Wiseau passionately made love to a belly button and you can’t tell me differently.

What you didn’t want to see a dude fuck his sister, a dude rape a teenager, or a little dude fuck a bunch of prostitutes?

For all the time GRRM spends describing sex, he really goes out of his way to make it as fucked up as possible.

To “throw around”

Is an interesting way of working “give to his friends while committing sweepstakes fraud.”

No the metal one is the poop knife

YOU GET LISTERIA YOU GET LISTERIA!! EVERYONE GETS LISTERIA!!

Trump or Vance in 6 months in the bad timeline: “the industry will regulate itself!”

They tried that when McDonald’s served coffee that gave an old woman 3rd degree burns on her genitals.

A single days profits from coffee.

McDonald’s fought that in court, and spent many thousands of dollars on a PR campaign to vilify the woman they burned.

Listen the teacher spelled it wrong, hardly the student’s fault

I would argue that half the army recruits can only do two out of the three of those, and half them only one at a time.

Hey if the batteries are that old you should replace them anyway. Every year or two it needs new ones. They will eventually start leaking battery acid and fuck up a good flashlight

That’s far more than I want from a flashlight.

On/off. That’s literally all it needs to do. I’d like to be able to plug it in and charge it but quite frankly if I can’t get that without it just going on/off with the single press of a button I’ll replace batteries until the day I fucking die.

I use a pocket flashlight daily. It is an integral part of my job. I use flashlight in a wide variety of light conditions and different levels of reflectivity.

I have never wanted my flashlight to flash on and off, change brightness, or any of the other random crap they force in to what should be the simplest tool in my toolbox.

Press button. Change state of light. That is literally the only thing it needs to do.

Fastenal them nuts amirite??!

MSC?

Good news! The damage is reversible, we just need to lower carbon emissions to pre industrial levels! We can band together to defeat the evil weather man!

Comcast.

That’s a human nature thing. We are really much happier as people when there’s a “logical” course of real events that lead to any disaster. We can understand “evil group did evil thing” better than “the collective actions of humanity over the last 200 years caused a fundamental change to our world that we cannot reverse in our lifetime.”

We aren’t good at nuance.

Some random wacko deciding to kill Kennedy because of mental illness and a general hostility towards his world view is harder for us to accept than a secret plot to seal power. Bad guys make sense to us. Chaotic elements just don’t.