Sounds like the preexisting conditions situation. We need Obama 2.0 to make Obamainsure

Wait, how could this child of his possibly serve time in a correctional facility without her magnetic mattress? 🤣

Time to lay off more game developers to make numbers go brrrrr

That’s kind of the joke. “China rams Philippine ship…”. Like the country itself was ramming the ships.

Reading the headline… Isn’t that running the ship aground?

I guess rto is hitting everybody

I wonder if one of them rough policefolk peed without removing their trousers

Maybe an official intern ass wiper

Swastikas?

Openly staying that he is going to flee the country… With ongoing court cases. Time to revoke that passport

Mr Kennedy said a woman had hit and killed the bear with her car when he was driving behind her

He definitely hit that bear

… And add another 4 justices, right?

The pikemaid brigade

https://youtu.be/Kt8BT0q80rg?si=iy48uDnh_apiK0jM

Paper clay, a section of paperclip, and acrylic paint

Yup, made it myself!

Horseplay… With a gun… So he was playing at shooting someone who had broken their leg?

They can say a lot of things. Let’s not get too excited until we get the filing

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