If you’re reading this and have never tried this, get some, it’s a religious experience. You might find god. God might be a very sick cat.

He has a personal armed guard that’s legally obligated to keep him safe., way more resources to make that happen, and is very likely riddled with brain worms. Not a great meat sack to compare a sane person to.

Yeah, now say that on a literal stage, with a microphone, in front of thousands, while the whole thing is being recorded.

Oh and you’re famous enough that it would be trivial for a pissed off crazy person with a gun to figure out where you and your children live.

I’m certain the first thing that came to mind wasn’t money.

We’re deploying nuclear everywhere! 🥳

For the sole purpose of powering a business! 🤨

that generates rule34 porn on the fly and infects people with Duning Kruger! 🤦🏽‍♂️

https://www.thedrive.com/news/hackers-win-free-tesla-model-3-and-350k-after-exploiting-cars-screen-in-minutes

Tesla offers challenges and bounties to get people to hack the cars so that they can patch the software. Most good companies that deal with software that must be secure do similar things.

probably, yes, and improved how, they’re just door handles.

I can’t find the source, but at some point there were reports of a fridge with a WiFi module that would overheat and die if you blocked it at the router.

POV: The Dishwasher

Who am I to tell the face eating leopards what they can and can’t do?

Republicans can have a little lead pipe, as a treat.

Society needs a yeeting tree.

US Gov: Israel, We most definitely do not condone a bombing of these exact sites, here, here and… yeah here and here too, which may or may not contain nuclear weapons. Definitely do not use this cartoonishly large crate of missiles to do that. Also, let us know when you’ve not done that, we might have followup questions and info on other sites you definitely shouldn’t bomb.

It really is saying something that it’s waaay worse now.

It took me a year but I broke my team of this habit. The trick was to remind them that the parking lot shouldn’t be scheduled. The whole point is that you continue conversations organically so that it’s more like the beginning of a working session instead of the end of a meeting.

I’m commander Shepherd, and this is my favorite comment on the Lemmy verse.

They should name the dogs “Terror Nexus”

Really has a strong “testing in production” vibe

I think someone needs to update that old “if programming languages were weapons”. JavaScript is a cursed hammer.

What If “healer” was assigned at random at the start of a match of no one picks it, healers weren’t on either team, land were scored separately by how many people they revived?

It IS sad, and shitty, that companies treat people like trash. But when you’re on your third layoff in 18 months for reasons completely out of your control, clown knob starts looking mighty appetising. Not everyone gets to live the same reality you do.