Why does everyone in that picture look like they’re standing in front of fun house mirrors?
(I know what the obvious answer is, it just caught me off guard.)
Why does everyone in that picture look like they’re standing in front of fun house mirrors?
(I know what the obvious answer is, it just caught me off guard.)
“Oh no, the consequences of our own actions!”
That sounds like a joke my late grandfather would make.
Getting shot by a redneck or getting probed by Elvis, take your pick.
“Admittedly, you’re not going to find those reasons here.”
Stormfront without super powers.
Boys: “Prove you can fit into a morph ball!”
A melon of pure evil.
“Two and a half…… two and three quarters……”
Imagine how much poo has piled up.
“I’d like to teach the world to swim,
Oh shit, was that a shark?”
Eloquently put.
Is she pushing a baby Fern?
What is the deal with writing headlines that don’t come across as valid English? ‘Cave Man’ speak is easier to read.
“For Their Transfer of Ballistic Missiles to Russia, the US and Multiple European Countries Impose New Sanctions Against Iran.”
Easy.
Let’s hope five days really means five days.
I love the “almost immediately” part. There’s that brief moment in between where you stop and realize what you’ve done and the dread creeps in.
It was super effective!