Unless you’ve had training, 100yds is a very long shot.

Well shit… now I feel old. I was almost 30 when that happened.

I hate Java with the white hot passion of a thousand suns. It is baked into so many admin tools for hardware (Dell, Cisco, etc) and trying to connect to older hardware that requires a security model that isn’t supported anymore or has expired certs that are never getting updated is a giant pain in the ass. Run anywhere my ass. I have to keep special VMs with just the right version of Java and all the necessary tweaks (like having to tell it that certain older encryption methods are ok) to even access some of these tools. I’ve even had to surplus hardware that was perfectly fine accept for the fact I could configure it because of some stupid Java thing. In short Fuck Java with a rusty wire brush.

I’m not bitter at all 🤣

Ease of grabbing content. There are so many tools that make it too easy and automated. I mean this has changed drastically in the last 10 years let alone 90s.

Is that your friend in the woodchipper there, heh?

I am so glad I wasn’t drinking something when I read that.

There hasn’t been a great track record with recent Star Wars games though… likely due to shitty execution thinking rabid fans won’t care if the game is good.

The hanging meme… got it. Thank you!

Well shit I’m glad you admitted your faux pas but you could have at least left it up… because now I’m totally confused.

I never thought about that. This is likely the reason.

X-Ray maybe I could understand, like some sort of TSA thing. But what fucking prison has their own CT scanner?!?! And why the fuck would they give a rats ass if she was pregnant?!? Or high? Hell I’d have to be on Xanax to even go inside in the first place.

I’d bet a large sum of money this is a private “for profit” prison. No government bean counter would ever approve of those kind of expenses.

Edit: Nope … California Dept. of Corrections. 🤯

Wow… just wow… Thank you so much for sharing that. That was just amazing.

We have lost one of the absolute greats.

Make me look like Mr Clean.

Consequently I have not been to a hair salon in 30 years, a razor in the shower is all I need. Although one day I would like to have the whole hot towel shaved head treatment at a professional barber.

This is brilliant.

Well not ALL of them 😎

One of these days I’m gonna build one in my back yard.

It’s an analogy. And on a crowded subway I sorta could.

Well we found Dr. Evil…

Well I grew up not shooting up a school so it seems to have worked. It also helps I don’t have any mental health problems. Well unless you ask my wife.

But seriously guns are just tools. Granted tools meant to kill things but still just tools. My father also taught me to respect regular tools. You can seriously hurt someone with a circular saw it’s just much harder to do from a distance.

I don’t think you should let a toddler play with a hammer. You wait until they are old enough and strong enough and wise enough to weild it properly. Then you teach them how to use it for its purpose. And if it looks like they are going to have a psychotic break and murder people with it you take away the damn hammer and make sure they can’t just go get another hammer 🙄… it’s not really that hard.

I have wanted to amputate my foot after stepping on one.