How would he know? Trump doesn’t talk to him.

Debian is like the Unitarian Universalists of distros. “You’re here? You’re here! That’s great!”

It’s the usb-c of standards!

top/bottom, clearly.

I’ll assume you’re being intentionally obtuse because no one could actually be that dumb.

“Yeah, the load times are shit, but they aren’t shit enough to tell some intern to spend two months figuring out what’s going on.”

“What about when some nerd fixes it in a week and embarrasses us when he shows how it was caused by the addition of the shop?”

“We’ll fucking sue, that’s what.”

“What if we just paid him the bug bounty instead?”

“Fine, no need to Streisand this time, I guess.”

Rockstar being actual rockstars in their response :D

I want to see the companion program that queries the size of your number and then decides which part of the executable to mmap. It’d be so much faster and just require one or two more pieces in the analysis pipeline. We can totally set up a k8s cluster for this, right?

Unfortunately, I am not from the EU region, neither do I live in one

So, the GDPR doesn’t apply to you. So, you’re probably SOL?

Sure, verifying chicken is deboned before it leaves the factory makes more sense than installing x-ray machines at every pizzeria.

I love everything about that. Even a small tech demo with like one kind of item and a single quest would be really cool.

I’m going to need a lot more details before this stops sounding like the craziest idea I’ve heard all month.

Oh my god don’t get me started, the last time I tried that, it took me over two fucking hours to get the Microsoft account to recognize that I owned Minecraft. Apparently I bought the game so long ago that it failed to unify my accounts correctly so the separate “enter your password” screen just failed to load? I had to reset my account and open an entire new outlook.com email address just to link my purchase to the account I already have.

Fuck those losers who succeeded only in making the game worse to encourage platform lock in so they can replace Java with Bedrock.

Yeah, those are the guys!

It’s also a slush fund pork-barrel for screening device manufacturers! (alwayshasbeen.meme)

That’s specifically why the complaint was filed in Texas. Saner districts might’ve decided against the plaintiffs, like in California, where they’re unenforceable, IIRC.

Nah, it’s a repost from late 2007.

Sorry, I mean a repeat of late 2007, the fourth or fifth “once in a lifetime economic crisis” for millennials that will somehow magically end with billionaires owning an even larger percentage of the GDP.

“How could this possibly happen, again, again, again, again,” will cry the economists billionaire simps.

Imagine hating an ordained minister for not hating enough. Ridiculous.

I remember going from 128 -> 192 MB in order to upgrade from ME to XP so I could learn programming with Visual C# 1.0. It was completely doable, assuming you manually disabled almost all the background services.

The good old, “If it’s not your source, it’s not your computer.”

Thank you, I had no idea the first phone emoji characters were a third party add-on. That explains how they got there, since Apple is pretty notorious for not including people shaped things in their art.