Not the broccoli. I love broccoli, but Ron does not. Watch ‘Parks & Rec’. Specifically the episode where Rob Lowe cooks him mushroom steaks. Or the episode where he cooks the pig. Do you even know 'bout Ron Swanson.

Ben ass mofo. Get in touch with lil Sebastian.

Ron would laugh at the broccoli and ask “Why is the things I feed to my food next to the real food?”

Edit: word

I don’t know who that dude is on the thumbnail; but his face is disturbingly small in comparison to his head.

You’d have better luck standing on your roof and yelling at random people in red hats that the 80 year old man who is also a convicted felon likes to party with all of the rich people on a private island (probably doing horrible things to men, women & children) and his “friends” can use .00005% of their wealth to make your online presence null and your life a miserable hell.

That bigass head certainly had a proportionate amount of blood in it.

They are appendages, therefore you weren’t wrong in your original assumption

Aww.

The fascist group hug rally got cancelled because of gun violence??

Sure… but I get to choose your title, Doom-namer

Edit: it is within your power to change the name of your title.

Don’t get me started. My collection of glass bottles can only become so dry!

BC, begin acquisition protocol. I’ll deal with the red hats.

Yeah, but there’s like 20 of em. Not that difficult to cryofreeze them until we can restore sanity to the regions bordering Cascadia.

Great name. You can be in charge of tourism & naming things.

I too, wish to join this alliance.

They won’t succeed (and if they do, it will be a meager win)

…but if the rest of everyone sees people holding their governments accountable, it can snowball (after we tear it all down and rinse & repeat a few dozen more times over the next 2000 years, if we make it that long)

Well then you can call me ‘Art’, 'cause I do all of that stuff

ヾ(⌐■_■)ノ♪

Edit: Arthur works fine, if you’re not into the whole “brevity” thing

Just because the music you listed isn’t new, doesn’t mean it can’t serve the same purpose as it did for previous generations.

Joke is on you Nikki; I pissed on your burial site. Good luck pissing on my corpse, petulant bag o’ bones!!!

No shit, Sherlock.

They picked the ugliest, nastiest motherfucker to keep us distracted.

Agent Fuckfaced Krasnov.

“Unavailable due to legal reasons”.

List we are on now, friend

The one that has a built in Sybian w/ a signed tiny Putin attachment