Does it make me less of a man if I don’t inspect my poops? I still think a well-timed fart is peak comedy, if that helps.

You could get a whole-ass air conditioner free from the office if you want it bad enough.

This won’t be popular with the North Korean people. Kim’s approval rating might drop as low as 99%.

Isn’t it not even a puzzle anymore when you have enough people around to keep the goats and wolves in check on both sides of the river and in the boat?

A victory screen, by any other resolution, is just as sweet.

Indeed, she looks nothing like a cunt.

9.85 years, if you were also wondering.

Chris Sawyer is a madman.

Now you’re groovin’, put on a cool boss fight groove

This is not the greatest build in the world, no. This is just a dex build.

Because in anime, nothing is impossible as long as you have the power of friendship?

If they wanted to convince me those grips are impossible, they shouldn’t have demonstrated it with an anime character.

He must be a real good paleontologist to forget that wood is a bad conductor.

And they said PS5 has no games…

Being above the fray is what the Supreme Court was intended to be, so you can’t fault people for initially assuming that.

I think most people actually do.

Since the Roe v Wade verdict was leaked, I feel like the media has been glossing over the revelation that there’s just as much wheeling and dealing in the Supreme Court as in any of the other branches.

Why are we giving Trump an excuse to drop his failure of a running mate?

Keep talking, dumbass. Let’s see how many swifties you can make turn out.