Definitely have to make sure to get “AI” in the title for maximum fear mongering.

“I should not have tapped that.”

Full. Full resolution. That’s the only option. And for fuck’s sake, let’s get apple on board with images and video, too.

Tuesday is going to be fucking ugly. Wednesday is going to be worse.

Link will stab Chase with something, and then all of the workplace complaints will surface.

Ohhhh boy. Don’t fuck with the space program.

If I go to a concert and the headliner is over an hour late, I’m leaving. No fucking way I’d wait 3 hours for some tangerine colored ape to throw feces at me.

Likely asphyxiation, and not the pleasant, “drift off on a carbon monoxide high” kind of asphyxiation. The “oh God, my lungs are melting and I can’t breathe” kind of asphyxiation. The only hope is that it got hot fast enough that her brain melted before her lungs, so she didn’t have time to understand the pain. All in all, it’s not a good way to go.

The revolution will not be televised, but the brainrot will be retweeted, liked, and followed.

Lots of times when me and KG are watching

All the fucking shit that goes down at City Hall

We get the feeling we should fuck shit up

Yeah, we should fucking start a riot

A riot!

And the song continues to tell about the destruction of the government, with the implication that previous leaders are dead. It’s obviously a joke song, and when KG made the joke on stage it should have been taken just the same, but Hollywood Jack stepped in and thought about all of the movie deals he was gonna miss out on… like fucking Minecraft… Yeah. I love Jack, and I wish him the best, but I am on KG’s side, and if they haven’t fixed this shit on a personal level, and Kage comes out with some shit about Jack sucking, I’m gonna wave goodbye to the D.

I can hear the switches flipping…

Jews for Hitler ask Hitler to rethink concentration camp idea.

If you want to get any real momentum for third parties, throwing your vote away isn’t it.

Do we have to shake? I’m good for a few, but my hand is gonna slip at some point and then that person is gonna tell everyone else how bad I am at shaking hands. Also, don’t your hands get chapped doing that too much? I cook a lot, so I use my hands often. Should I wear gloves? Is that rude? Will they talk about that?

I really don’t know why people announce these things. They have to know by now that Nintendo will squash anything and everything that uses their IP and/or assets. It’s like taking your first Tae Kwon Do lesson and celebrating by telling all your bullies.

Yeah, but imagine owning something.

I’m not sure I understand your argument. Are you saying that because AI can blend together the works of hundreds and create something unique, that it is bad?

You’ve got nothing.

That’s a matter of perspective.

Firstly, I agree with most of what you’ve said. However…

Problems arise when the AI is based on someone else’s work and you claim the output as yours. Could you have painted the image exactly the same way?

Is there anything in the world that isn’t a derivative of something else? Can you claim to have a thought that isn’t influenced by something you’ve heard, read, seen? Feeding art to AI is no different than a student walking a gallery and learning the styles of the masters. Is the AI better at it? Sure. But it’s still doing the same thing. If someone with eidetic memory paints like Picasso, are they not an artist?

To really drive home the point, if I have a friend that is an artist, like, a really good artist, and I ask them to paint something for me, say, a field with wildflowers in the snow, and they come back with something that looks just like Landscape With Snow by Van Gogh, does that mean my friend isn’t an artist? If I ask AI for that, and they come back with something like what my friend painted, how is it any different? We call them “learning” models, but we refuse to believe that they “learn”. Instead we call it “theft”.

That douche punched a sentence into a computer

The jokes write themselves, folks.