A few decades late, right on schedule

Millenia?

Slomo guys

There’s almost no actual information regarding causes or solutions

Idea: antibiotic lube

This calls for a warrant canary on a remote server.

Nice try

Great, now we need a safe word just to talk on the phone

This guy right here, officer

When productivity is measured in lines of code:

do {
  if (!edge) {
    run();
  }
} while {
  (!edge);
  }

It would be Aldi

Oh i see

No, not for criminal defense

Actually, some people are trying to move up in a career, so they take the job that they think will let them move up.

Everyone knows working in fast food is the end of the road.

With gusto

What

You forgot to mindlessly bash Elon

Eeww that sucks

What’s a digital door

Theres a lot of places I would gladly insert a lot of things if it stopped aging