Speaking of Poland, I sure hope Trump doesn’t decide that they have something he wants. The Fanta Menace might just invade. It seems to be par for the course when it comes to world wars.

Can it wait a few more months? I need a bit more PTO. Rent doesn’t pay itself.

Kafka couldn’t even think something like this up.

We can already assume that the US will not follow the Geneva Convention. You guys know what to do.