Get in front of the train so you don’t have to make a decision

I can’t be bothered to walk down to the basement, so practically my server is also only accessible by SSH

much more preferable thanks 🙏

"strawberry".split('').filter(c => c === 'r').length

Hm?

Delicious in Dungeon

Nnnggg- GWEN

It was going to be a maze!

you can’t tell me to help people and try to make the world a better place!

you’re not my real dad

Damn is that like opposite of diabetes?

ugh I lost

Not my oven, but my teapot was boiling, thanks!

They’re pretty much next to each other, but yeah separate.

sent this to my wife who provided extra context

my wife’s narcissistic mom be like

this, and never having to eat, pee, or poop ever again

if you don’t want it to feel like a second job, you could always quit your first!

wait do you mean US or us?

How would Tik Tok have helped you?

Are you a software engineer? Or am I projecting?