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  • dfc09@lemmy.worldto196@lemmy.blahaj.zonerule
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    9 months ago

    That works so excellently for the military. You’re technically able to be called back in at any time, but you’re also allowed to drink when you could reasonably expect to have that time off.

    And the clincher; you’re not allowed to be drunk on duty, so they can’t even say “no worries, I’ll pick you up” without implicating whoever ordered you in






  • That’s funny, I saw that first comment by toiute in the wild and thought it was really strange. Lemmy seems like such a waste of time as a platform to promote scams. Very low population (relative to other social media) and a mostly tech-savvy crowd.

    Good work! Glad to know






  • dfc09@lemmy.worldtoFunny@sh.itjust.worksAnything
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    1 year ago

    My toxic trait is that I just say things like “No, I just got a new video game and won’t be leaving my house for a few days”

    I thought it was a good thing, but people hear it as “no, I have better things to do than spend time with you”




  • When I get deja vu, it feels to me like I’ve dreamt of whatever is happening before, I’ve always pretty easily been able to say “oh it’s just deja vu” and move on.

    But once, I woke up and told my wife about a strange dream involving very specific details of a situation with me and my brother. Along the lines of my brother throwing a beer can, it bounced off the trash can, bounced off me, then back into the trash can.

    A few days later, my brother did exactly that. I was dumbstruck, even my wife was like “what the hell”