Ergifruit

as someone with IBS, cold/frozen liquids are the way to go… pun fully intended. it might be a bit difficult to keep things cool, but frozen sports drinks and the like are good for keeping you going. it’s really unhealthy, and i absolutely can’t recommend it, but it should work. you get a lot of your water intake from food, too, so if it’s not getting any of that, the water you ingest from liquids/frozen liquids is gonna get sucked up by your large intestine and, in theory, you’ll need the toilet less. good luck with, uh. your thing.

she looks so polite!

“nofapping Reddit” is the greatest way i’ve ever seen anyone describe the situation

life hack: store your clothes in the laundry room. less steps means less chance to procrastinate

Diogenes either having an aneurysm or busting a nut