I would say 80% of employees are unhappy, but I don’t have any data to back this up.

Tell me you don’t know what you’re talking about without telling me you don’t know what you’re talking about

Everything is a conspiracy when you don’t know how anything works.

Mayor of New York City. Not sure what your threshold is for important, but it needs adjustment

Just start yelling slurs and you’ll get it. This seems like a flaw 🤔

Sugar fucks you up.

It demonstrably makes a huge difference, even with people who brush on a regular basis.

I know, right! It would be cool to have info on some other common cheeses as well.

I’m wondering primarily which category parmesan falls under, but I think it’s more on the meltier side.

Like it isn’t hard enough to determine what is real or not on the Internet already. The only April fools things I see are from companies these days. It’s boring.

Perfect

Maybe. But also read the replies before you do.

Mold has roots, they’re everywhere under the fuzzy part, and apparently can’t see them.

I didn’t know this and don’t want to know this.

People have done that but the publicity isn’t nearly as large as a globally televised event.

Lost 2% of subscribers for a, what 10%-20% price hike? Loss of the need to serve 4k to the MAJORITY? Worth it.

Yesterday this mf brought a whole shopping cart full of groceries to the self-checkout. Three of the checkouts were down so there were only 3 open. Not the spiciest, but like, damn.

Imagine subscribing to all the meme communities just to see one meme 15 times