It’s just a widdle baby star.

They even padded up her shoulders. She got unironically balenciaga’d by the fashion industry.

Man who makes only gangster movies angry at people who make only superhero movies.

Russian cruisers upgrade to submarines.

Russian submarines upgrade to aircraft.

I’m all about enlightened self-interest.

Like, altruism is rad and all, but some people are only ever going to be helpful if they stand to gain something, and it’s best we remind them of what they stand to gain at every opportunity.

And so this is Christmas And what have you done?

JFC, you know Trump’s IT guy has seen some shit. Probably has a 1000 yard stare.

Windows is nagware now. Microsoft dared to imagine an entire OS on the Winrar model.

“Close enough, fuck it.” — National motto of Ancient Greece

Ah, the superior siege utensil.

We’re walking about Windows, here. If 32-bit ever dies on Windows, it will be lovingly stuffed and placed on the mantle like a pet whose owner can’t admit it’s gone.

Bike not listed.

I’m invincible!

Now you and me battle for the supremacy of our respective generations on the fields of Usenet, to honour our ancestors.

The zoomers were never on Twitter. Too busy with their Snappychats and Tikkytalks.

We’ll there was that time Kublai Khan tried to invade Japan with the largest amphibious assault in history (until D-day) and got absolutely wrecked by a typhoon.

Then tried again a few years later, with an even larger force, and got wrecked by another typhoon.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mongol_invasions_of_Japan

Milk moustache.

I guess I’m the only person here who just got his entire music collection called out.

At least I get to keep Danko Jones and Buck 65. They must still be cool.

They won the orca war without firing a shot.

You’re right. They should’ve called apps web 3.0, but then the web guys might have to admit that a big reason why people flocked to apps is because of how much they’d already enshittified the web at that point.