The phrase “never bring a gun to a knife fight” is referring to intelligence not bravery.

Damnit don’t Beetlejuice them.

I try not judge these folks too harshly, they must be in incredible pain.

When am I ever going to need to know how to fight a pudding monster?

Oh sure, blame the capitalist.

Maybe they’re a Cinnamon Deviant cross class build.

Aggressively recouping your over leveraged junk loans is indication of economic health?

Only if they

My bad

Less of a silk road and more of a yolk.

What a terrible day to have eyes.

I’m about to give them some reasons.

Heart shaped tator was lit.

You can’t fake Andre the giant. It comes from the heart.

I don’t know, if my run ends after being rich and famous and fucking around in a hot tub, I’m pretty sure you don’t get to complain.

Little of column a, little of column b…

Now do North Carolina.

If you’re so tolerant, why are you banning book bans?!

I would also enjoy wheezin’ the juice, bra.

It’s like the sequel to Encino man except we’re all gonna die.