Bro I was quoting a Whose Line sketch.

I don’t know what to say…

Should have told him “Thank You”.

I’m with the locals on this one. Bezos should go attempt something anatomically impossible on himself.

I agree, but that’s not very relevant to the comment you’re replying to.

And this is precisely why a billion is too much money for one person to have.

In other words, a billion is too much money for one person to have.

I’ve been using Linux for just about my entire adult life, except for a brief experience with Windows Vista, and I don’t know what x11 and Wayland are. I just know Linux does what I want without bogging itself down with weird shit.

If you want to get food aid into Gaza, it might be best to smuggle it in using drones or cartel subs.

Ugh, fuck my city and state.

Isn’t there a law against this? Not that Cheetoface cares about those…

Weird hair and tacky fur coats, I guess.

After reading the article, this ironically seems to be one of the few times Donnie Moscow managed to pick someone who seems decent for the job.

Turns out we’ll try all sorts of bizarre schemes before we’re willing to try doing the obviously right thing.

Cave Johnson made a lemon for that.

Bro, you’re not going to stop a genocide by busting a cap in two nobodies half a world away.

What’s outrageous is that our goldfish-brained voters picked up the orange snake again after he bit us the first time.

Bro needs to read the damn room.

Amateurs.

That’s the joke.