Two.

Once I dreamt I was stabbed, and I can still feel the sensation of a blade tearing my flesh, despite having never had more than a nick.

Plus a super real, super long dream that spanned decades. I lived an entire other life. I grew up with a best friend either named Emma, or Emily. I saw her every day. We grew up together, had families alongside each other, lived our entire lives. I still miss her, despite the fact that she never existed.

Patiently waiting for party parrot to make its way over

Trying to explain this to non native English speakers at my work is hilarious. It’s a rule that I don’t even know the parameters of. It just is!

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Does it show up repeatedly on your profile? I used to use that as a way to track double posting on reddit

4th July is of no note in the UK. Working, doing the same as any other day!

Same here. Ran a script to edit all my comments explaining why they’re edited and that I refuse to let reddit benefit from my input anymore.

First post on the page when I just started using wefwef. Thought I’d been invaded by ads already!