I’ve never seen such a perfect user name

I really want to know what you’re talking about. I have a Motorola phone and it doesn’t do these things.

“At the end of the day…”

It’s not. Boiling water with 110V power works just fine.

I’ve even found A mini and micro to be more robust than C

Black Friday is an infohazard SCP

When it grows into a majestic oak the roots connect to the underground surveillance network

I just love this response so much

This puts the win in Windows

Fuck, I would love to rewrite the front end.

Remember Google+ circles? =]

Is-even and is-odd are the stupidest packages ever written. Except for all the others that guy wrote.

I would romance to hell out of Lotus

It’s practically the only game system that’s not already in there somewhere

I agree but holy shit what a devastating thing to say

“The worst that can happen is she says no” 💀

Oh sure that’s what they said last time =]

I assume everything is somehow Loss

Warframe is the only Steam game I have installed right now.

The Orange Box was the first thing I bought on Steam when HL2 was released.

I remember playing 7th Guest at my friend’s house when it came out!