Fuck that. I wanna hear from the bandage.

The Pot Brothers, attorneys at law have a better message.

I usually go with “ADHD + THC makes me a fuckin’ X-Man of facts”, and I’m leveraging that power toward a career focusing on it. ✊🏽

Instructions unclear. Dick stuck in sisterwife.

Aww, the one at the bottom is about to be washed away!

Propaganda?

I mean, fuck Drumpf into a hole with his own arms, but this is still BS.

He just might shit himself. Before 10am. Again. A fourth time.

Can we have a do-over? The sun was in his eyes. (I mean, he was staring at it, but still.)

Calling it “news” is disingenuous and helps no one, mind you.

I fuckin’ hope so. 🤞🏽

That’s not at all what I “mentioned”, but A for effort, citizen.

No. They are fucking not. Fuck off with this bullshit.

Eh. I’ll be there when AOC’s on the ballot.

edit: FFS, y’all are trigger-happy. I’m voting like my life depends on it — because it very likely will, and anyone who thinks otherwise is selling you something. I’m forced to vote for anyone who won’t immediately deport/murder/imprison me or my community. I’ll BE THERE when AOC is on the ballot. Fucking simmer, people.

This. 100% 🤓✨

Be nice to that dick. Nobody wants a 10ft dong around, so have some compassion. Let it get creative, at least. I mean, what else is it for, after all?

When have facts gotten in the way of the GOP?

(Except for when Grindr crashes under traffic spikes during their convention in Chicago, ofc. Those pesky facts frustrated just about all of 'em.)

Must be highly reflective then. Hunh.

That seems exceedingly efficient for the system in place — and clearly lacking any consideration for the human element of that labor pool.

extra hardware plugged inside

That’s it, y’all. Go home. This thread was won before it had even begun.

Your boy was a pustule in the first Matrix.